God is defecating on me

I wonder if anyone followed Steve's link to my blog...

2005-05-04T03:03:00.000-06:00

Well as you can see I don't update very often. But because I was specificaly referenced at the top of a post on what I can only imagine is a much more viewed blog I felt it prudent to put some sort of update up. So here it is:

Hi

Enjoy the rest of your day and sorry for wasting your time.

Worst student ever

2005-03-29T13:03:00.000-07:00

So it's occured to me after sleeping through handing in 2 assignments and my 3rd consecutive class In a course I just last week determined to be unmissable. I may just be the worst student in the world, well maybe just laziest.

And on a weather note spring appears to be making it's way to our part of the world.

Update!

2005-02-27T03:12:00.000-07:00

So it occured to me after I went onto the "Missing and presumed dead" list on Steve Smith's blog that it's been a while since I made any sort of post to this place.

So I figure I'll start by posting anything interesting that's occured to me since my last post.

My ball hockey finished the season we started with 2 wins off with 16 straight losses
and Last week I lost $60 at poker. That's pretty much how my January and February ended up.

And as has become the custom. The weather is quite nice.

This just in

2005-01-02T19:10:00.000-07:00

It has recently become rather chilly outside.

Stick with this blog for your bi-weekly weather updates.

Update

2004-12-10T11:17:00.001-07:00

It's not quite so cold anymore.

It's fucking cold outside

2004-12-08T01:38:00.000-07:00

On the eve of decision 2004

2004-11-01T22:53:00.000-07:00

Well tomorrow is finally going to be the end (or maybe the beginning) of the 2004 presidential election. I thought I'd post a thought or two on that simply because I lack the inspiration too write on anything else.

First off let me throw my support behind Kerry, simply because of some simple ideological differences between myself and President Bush, specifically, stem cell research a field I feel deserves to be explored to its fullest. And the fact that as much as you might want to argue the validity of a third party candidate, the reality behind it is Nader has no chance despite the superiority of his ideas and his platform

Mandel's success in the Edmonton civic election has given me renewed hope in the population of the world and it's ability to make a smart choice. Let’s see if Americans can keep my hope and elect Nader as president, baring the failure of that at least giver us Kerry.

Opinions everyone has them, here are mine

2004-10-25T18:43:00.000-06:00

Well I was told the other day that my blog up to this point has been uninteresting, and that I needed to be more opinionated. So in order to appease the masses (Or the one guy) here are some opinions I'd like to share with you because I can.

Chocolate, Bad
Pizza, Good
Panago, Good
Dominoes, Bad
Nazis, Bad
Allies, mostly good
Hippopotamus, Good
Gazelle, Bad
Fish, Stupid
Cat, Stupid
Dog, Stupid
Hamster, Stupid
Birds, Stupid
Reptiles, Stupid
Gerbils, Stupid
Rabits, Cute
Anime, for 12 year old Japanese kids, not 20 year old North Americans
Big business, good
train 48, Bad
Canadian TV, Very Bad
Hockey Players, Greedy
Hockey Owners, Greedy
Hockey in 2005-2006, unlikely

and with that I bid you adieu

Ohh and one more thing, to that person on that blog I stumbled upon but did not save his or her address. Everyone has gone through firing their religious leader. Your pastor will be fine he has god why should he need a job.

Well I'm home

2004-10-24T03:21:00.000-06:00

Well I'm home and I may or may not have had to much to drink this evening.... the answer is in fact the the first one.

Kegs of Keith's = good

It appears the Astros ignored me

2004-10-21T22:18:00.000-06:00

Well despite my attempts top spur them on. The Astros have failed to achieve what I demanded of them. Instead of going they stopped all forward motion and subsequently lost.

Incompetence

2004-10-21T18:54:00.000-06:00

After associating with some of the people I have been for the last couple years. I had become convinced that a couple of them had to be the most incompetent and useless people on the face of the earth. All this changed last week as the powerhouse tribe of Yasur was formed, and over the last couple weeks it has proceeded to make a strong case for incompetence dominance.

In other news

Go Astros

That is all

Ice bad, bus driver good

2004-10-20T21:20:00.000-06:00

So I'm walking to my local bus stop this morning on the way to school when as I round the corner I see the very bus I intend to catch drive by. Luckily there was another person at my stop (usually isn't). This gives hope that I'll have enough time to run and hopefully get the drivers attention in the rear view mirrors. So I proceed to get on my high horse and run as fast as my stature and frame will allow and managed to get the drivers attention.

Now you all may be thinking to yourself how could a fellow who successfully caught up with the bus in the morning call his blog "God is defecating on me"? Well let me tell you how, you see the bus drivers attention was not attained via a wave or the sight of me running towards the bus. No, I managed to get is attention as I slipped on the ice and fell flat on my back at full speed. I then proceeded to lie in the middle of the road winded for a good minute or so. This incident ended with the bus driver getting out of the bus as I was getting up and asking as I needed help and me getting on the bus and thanking him.

To sum it up,

Ice bad bus driver good.

And on a side note is anyone else who watches baseball wondering why the hell Francona put Pedro in?

Anonymity is no sin

2004-10-20T17:33:00.000-06:00

The primary reason I created this little space was so that all you bastards who do not allow anonymous comments are no longer safe from my uninformed biased ranting.

While it's up, I'll more likely than not regale you with tales of my life filled with spelling mistakes and common grammar errors ,because, well that’s what I do.