God is defecating on me
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
 
Ice bad, bus driver good

So I'm walking to my local bus stop this morning on the way to school when as I round the corner I see the very bus I intend to catch drive by. Luckily there was another person at my stop (usually isn't). This gives hope that I'll have enough time to run and hopefully get the drivers attention in the rear view mirrors. So I proceed to get on my high horse and run as fast as my stature and frame will allow and managed to get the drivers attention.

Now you all may be thinking to yourself how could a fellow who successfully caught up with the bus in the morning call his blog "God is defecating on me"? Well let me tell you how, you see the bus drivers attention was not attained via a wave or the sight of me running towards the bus. No, I managed to get is attention as I slipped on the ice and fell flat on my back at full speed. I then proceeded to lie in the middle of the road winded for a good minute or so. This incident ended with the bus driver getting out of the bus as I was getting up and asking as I needed help and me getting on the bus and thanking him.

To sum it up,

Ice bad bus driver good.

And on a side note is anyone else who watches baseball wondering why the hell Francona put Pedro in?


Comments:
Aww, he warmed up after a while. Y'know, after the crowd stopped calling, "Whose Your Daddy?"
 
Welcome to the blog world. It will eat your soul.
 
Welcome to the blog world. It will eat your soul.
 
That whole soul thing might be a problem if I possessed a soul for consumption
 
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